The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>^Most of them are 90% “chance me plz” and "What is the social life like at L’universit</p>

<p>The ivy forums are almost 100% “youdon’tstandachancehere,applytoacommunitycollege.”</p>

<p>The Stanford one has a couple of helpful posters, but besides that, there’s not much.</p>

<p>I would never post a chance thread, they’re so annoying. And I’d get torn to pieces.</p>

<p>I haven’t been outside the cafe in fuh-evah.</p>

<p>Sigh. I don’t like disappointing news.</p>

<p>Mike, it was sort of like that. And it was awkward and I don’t like it.</p>

<p>I think I posted a chances thread once, but it was only a question about whether I had enough ECs or something. Seeing as how I never have time for anything (or so it appears to me, anyway), I think I have enough ECs. What a silly question.</p>

<p>You have to deny, deny, deny, Jolie. </p>

<p>I want to be a member, so I have to post outside of the cafe occasionally.</p>

<p>Jolie, you could have made it less awkward by asking, “Oh? Are you such and such?” Of course, they probably wouldn’t be that person, but whatever. It would be funny.</p>

<p>I have barely any ECs. Oh well. Transferring never hurt anyone.</p>

<p>haha junior.</p>

<p>Either do I snoop, so you’ll have a vague idea how you stand once my decisions come in.</p>

<p>You just made me feel better, Chicagoan.</p>

<p>I am … going to talk to Stephen Colbert this year. That is my one resolution.</p>

<p>Stephen Colbert (coal-bert) or Stephen Colbert (coal-bear)?</p>

<p>Take video. Plz.</p>

<p>I’m really hungry for rice. Yummy yummy rice.</p>

<p>My perfect meal would be rice, fried potatoes, and baguette. But my parents don’t think that’s a good idea.</p>

<p>Coal-bear. Like Pennsylvania and kodiak. Like things that can kill us.</p>

<p>I like whole milk in my cereal, but I don’t like milk plain.</p>

<p>I am an expert at wasting time. If anyone needs some advice on how to waste time, I’m here to help.</p>

<p>I think I might need to take a short hiatus from CC. I’ll see if I can go for all of tomorrow without getting on here. I’m on here too much, and it’s not really doing me much good at the moment.</p>

<p>Shame.</p>

<p>CC has never really been a problem with me. I’m not, like, “addicted.” But then again, time management is one of my strong points. I find that I’m most productive when I have too much to do and not enough time. I always get everything done, then. If I have lots of free time and not much to do, it never gets done. Lolz, contradictions.</p>

<p>Fresh to death, I am.</p>

<p>Phresh, even.</p>

<p>Heroes is awesome.</p>

<p>I get it. You like Heroes. We all like Heroes. So we’re done talking about it now.</p>

<p>I still miss The Office.</p>