The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>:O</p>

<p>Tell me everything.</p>

<p>I just did, didn’t I?</p>

<p>Snoopy, I’m gonna slap you in the face.</p>

<p>What happened? What did he say?</p>

<p>I’m not supposed to know. That oblivious girl told me.</p>

<p>Ohhh. Well, shootcrackers.</p>

<p>Shootcrackers?</p>

<p>But she’s not so oblivious now, since she kind of figured it out.</p>

<p>So what are you going to do now?</p>

<p>I don’t know. I don’t know. I really don’t know.</p>

<p>It’s not like he talks to me.</p>

<p>I should read Our Bodies, Ourselves.</p>

<p>Ask Oblivious Girl to give him your number.</p>

<p>“Girl” should be changed to something that starts with a D, so her initials would be OD.</p>

<p>“OG” is cool, too, though… (original gangster-or should that be gangsta?)</p>

<p>That’s not how it works, jolie.</p>

<p>I’m so tired.</p>

<p>I feel like doing something completely ridiculous.</p>

<p>Serendipity is a nice word. So is soliloquy.</p>

<p>so is jalopy…</p>

<p>I like beatnik.</p>

<p>I really should do my homework.</p>

<p>I’m off to B-ball today…</p>

<p>Am I alone? Gosh.</p>

<p>I just got home, so no, you aren’t alone.</p>