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9821

<p>Old squinty eyes? Chyeah.</p>

<p>Award shows are irrelevant, justsoyouknow.</p>

9822

<p>Don’t be jealous, snoop.</p>

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<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Stevie+Jonas Brothers=Blasphemy.</p>

<p>I wish so much that white people would stop wearing keffiyehs. so much.</p>

9823

<p>Oh my meatballs. My boss played a Taylor Swift CD yesterday at work. If he had stayed just ten more minutes, I probably would be in a mental institution at the moment.</p>

9824

<p>My father found limewire on our network and now I am screwed for life. </p>

<p>Or the next week or so. GOD.</p>

9825

<p>Deny, deny, deny. </p>

<p>And now I’ll do some homework.</p>

9826

<p>Denial is gone. I was too surprised to do anything but say “Okay. Mhmm. Alright.” I already uninstalled it, but still. I’ll just do what I used to, reinstall whenever I have a sizable download list and delete after. </p>

<p>But still. It’s the principle of the matter.</p>

9827

<p>I know black people who wear keffiyehs, Mike. Black hipsters, specifically.</p>

<p>I hate writing theta, omega, and lambda because they always look bad.</p>

9828

<p>I wish people who wear keffiyehs would at least know what they are representing. How about that? I don’t really have a problem if you’re pro-Palestine or showing Arab pride or something, but it’s just so stupid when you see people wearing clothes that mean a lot of things to a lot of people in total ignorance.</p>

<p>I’m done ranting. I don’t know why, it’s just a huge pet peeve of mine.</p>

<p>I’m pretty much an expert at omega and lambda, but my thetas look like crap since I write o’s in the opposite direction.</p>

9829

<p>I make the best sigma signs ever. I’m not good at lambda at all. I’m okay at theta and omega. On some days, I make really good alphas, and on other days, I make really poor alphas. Betas are always a crapshoot.</p>

9830

<p>Only my sigmas and betas suck, really. I heart gammas.</p>

<p>Does this mean I’ll join a sorority? Oh god.</p>

9831

<p>It will be a cold day in hell before I join a fraternity. I’m far too rebellious for such oldschoolity.</p>

9832

<p>Fraternities make me think of Old School. I love that movie.</p>

<p>I must work, but I am so tired. I guess I’ll just kill myself tomorrow, then.</p>

9833

<p>Oh JB, you rebel, you.</p>

<p>Old School is pretty much the standard against which all movies should be measured.</p>

9834

<p>I don’t know movies. I’m a deprived child.</p>

9835

<p>My betas and gammas are nice. I love writing beta. Alpha is just whatever. </p>

<p>I agree with you, Mike. I know intelligent hipsters (oxymoron, I know) who wear keffiyehs, and even they aren’t aware of the implications. God.</p>

9836

<p>I thought that only pro-Palestine people wore keffiyehs. I guess not? I consider myself pro-Palestine, but I’ve never worn a keffiyeh. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone wearing one.</p>

<p>W00t. Fog delay. I bet none of you get those.</p>

9837

<p>I don’t think I’ve ever seen actual fog in my entire life. Heh, cities.</p>

<p>Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.</p>

<p>Oh how I love not going to school.</p>

9838

<p>I had a half day today so I was planning on coming home and getting most of my homework done but then I fell asleep so never mind.</p>

<p>Epic.</p>

9839

<p>My hair can be curly for exactly 10 minutes. You learn something new everyday.</p>

<p>Procrastination Nation.</p>

9840

<p>Drop acid not bombs!</p>