<p>I know hipsters. Fake hipsters, really. They like screamo, so I’m not sure what they are. I also know lots of mini-Kanyes. </p>
<p>And then there are the rednecks, which I’m sure you know already.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Kate Nash “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance”](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK4ysfwpC4U]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK4ysfwpC4U)</p>
<p>I wish all covers were that good.</p>
<p>So I might or might not have a math test tomorrow. No one knows. My prof is tan viejo.</p>
<p>Your face is tan viejo.</p>
<p>Oh burn.</p>
<p>If you say so.</p>
<p>I hate Clairaut. Hate him.</p>
<p>Kate Nash is always that good, mostly because of her Englishness. Also, the original is crossing into triply-ironic territory.</p>
<p>I hate calculator labs because they are pointless, especially if you have no idea what they mean.</p>
<p>I don’t really like the original, hence the amazing transformative powers of the cover.</p>
<p>The term calculator lab makes no sense.</p>
<p>I was about to say that.</p>
<p>Stevie Wonder is embarrassing but good all at once.</p>
<p>My teacher calls worksheets where we manipulate the variables in our calculators calculator labs.</p>
<p>That’s what she said, too.</p>
<p>My teacher always calls that stuff “calculator exercises.” He’s really old, so he tends to do everything without calculators. He was such a good math teacher up until calculus. But he doesn’t know any calculus.</p>
<p>I do have a pair of sunglasses like the latter. I bought them in Barcelona after my other ones broke in the Detroit airport.</p>
<p>My novel is very lawlable.</p>
<p>Unbelievable.</p>
<p>I hate youtube sometimes.</p>
<p>I hate that it’s making a scene about copyright laws.</p>
<p>Hey, I saw a squid once. It ate another fish’s eyeballs.</p>
<p>I suppose I could try this thing where you go to bed and get sleep rather than waste time on the internet.</p>
<p>What?</p>
<p>I really should go about cleaning out my music, but I have no energy for that.</p>
<p>No, we’re not gonna work this out tonight. No, we’re not gonna make this right. So I’ll give a kiss and say goodbye, 'cause we’re not gonna work this out TONIGHT.</p>
<p>How can you not appreciate that?</p>
<p>Yikes.</p>
<p>Princeton sent me a viewbook today. Apparently none of their exams are supervised by a faculty member because they trust students to follow the “honor system” and to not cheat.</p>
<p>Don’t pretend you don’t like it.</p>
<p>I got a large envelope from Macalester and an invitation to the NYLF on Medicine today. Puh.</p>
<p>I’m starting a Model UN club at my school.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>That should be fun.</p>
<p>Transformers is quite awesome.</p>
<p>That viewbook is pretty informative, I read it on the way to my interview.</p>
<p>And what country will the Canadian be representing?</p>
<p>Yes and no.</p>
<p>Tonight is the first night since September that I’ve been able to sit and relax and not worry about excruciating amounts of homework. Becuase I spent three solid days working this weekend.</p>
<p>Pretty swell.</p>
<p>Tell me a TA.</p>
<p>I’m not sure, I’m still trying to put everything together. My hipster school is displaying a startling amount of interest in Model UN. The debate club that was the precursor to Model UN was largely unsuccessful. Weird.</p>