<p>Well geez. We didn’t even notice.</p>
<p>In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.</p>
<p>I still have that Rugrats View Master thingy with the fake 3d and the slides. It’s pretty nifty.</p>
<p>I didn’t notice either. But in that case,</p>
<p>I HAD THE 10,000TH POST!</p>
<p>I’m so leet. Not.</p>
<p>I checked out Catcher in the Rye today. I’m actually going to finish it. I am.</p>
<p>I still have my Rugrats Burger King watches and and Rugrats: The Movie poster and Rugrats for my Gameboy Color. Hellz yeah.</p>
<p>Would you like to know how awesome I am?</p>
<p>Sure, why not?</p>
<p>LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST LOST</p>
<p>the rugrats were the best. those were like the sickest kids ever. a bunch of dirty babies breaking the law… it doesn’t get much better than that</p>
<p>[Got</a> it.](<a href=“http://www.bustedtees.com/reptaronice]Got”>http://www.bustedtees.com/reptaronice) Yeaaah.</p>
<p>I had planned on doing my homework today, but whatevz.</p>
<p>The only work I have is to work on my novel. I’m only a third of the way finished with my goal for this deadline, and said deadline is next Friday. Eek.</p>
<p>I read The Catcher in the Rye twice, and I got extremely annoyed with it both times.</p>
<p>I hate when teachers just assign reading for homework. I can’t just sit and do it. Hate.</p>
<p>I can already tell that the lack of vocabulary is going to annoy me, but it will be a quick read, and it keeps my attention.</p>
<p>I can always do assigned reading. It’s the pleasure reading that I can’t do.</p>
<p>THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.</p>
<p>Natural logs really aren’t interesting.</p>
<p>It just gets difficult. I have a book to read for ToK, French, English, and Philosophy, and I just don’t have time to read 50 pages of at least two of them every night.</p>
<p>Would you believe I just started my homework? I have been incredibly unmotivated lately.</p>
<p>The IB would teach you not to do that.</p>
<p>But, alas.</p>
<p>Sticks and stones and weed and bongs.</p>
<p>Unbelievable, this is.</p>
<p>I usually start my homework early with good intentions. It’s the finishing part that takes forever. I get distracted in the middle.</p>
<p>[Well</a> damn.](<a href=“http://www.mayoclinic.org/scoliosis/surgery.html]Well”>http://www.mayoclinic.org/scoliosis/surgery.html) There goes any chance of me doing much this summer, seeing as how I’ll be recovering.</p>
<p>It kind of sucks having a ■■■■■■■■ back.</p>
<p>You have scoliosis? That’s really the pits. That’s just slightly worse than being French. A girl I know here has a severe and rare form of scoliosis, and she’s had four unsuccessful surgeries. I doubt you really wanted to hear that, but.</p>
<p>You’ll have time to write your movie this summer. You’d be amazed at what you can write when you’re on painkillers. I wrote a senior profile for the newspaper after my wisdom teeth surgery, and I totally screwed it up. I had to go back and fix it after I was sober again.</p>
<p>And now I’m off to direct the Star Spangled Banner for one last time.</p>
<p>I’m sorry, snoop, that sucks.</p>
<p>Virginia Woolf thought illness was one of the great unexplored topics in literature, so maybe something great will come of it. It could be a theme for the next great American novel, which I remember you telling me you intended to write. Anyways, I hope the surgery goes well for you.</p>
<p>I’m sorry, Snoopyiscool. If not the great American novel, it will be your screenplay.</p>