<p>Don’t let me get to four in a row, please. It’s bad enough I’m at home on a Friday night and I’m only halfway through my presentation.</p>
<p>Where is your boy tonight?</p>
<p>I’m taking my silly calculus test. It seems as though these things never end. The teacher made a deal that if we took the test during one period, we wouldn’t have to do the pointless review. But finishing these tests in fifty minutes is just unrealistic. The book obviously designed these tests with block periods in mind.</p>
<p>It seriously needs to stop snowing on weekends. It’s just simply not fair that it’s perfect weather all week, and then when the weekend comes, it snows and shuts down everything. Since five inches of snow is enough to shut down my whole county for two days, I probably won’t be doing anything tomorrow or Sunday.</p>
<p>I turn 18 on Sunday. W00t.</p>
<p>I turn 17 next week. </p>
<p>I hope he is a gentleman.</p>
<p>Ayúdame. Ahorita.</p>
<p>I never really thought that writing a novel would reveal all of my innermost psychological quirks, but it has. I don’t know if that’s good or bad. The quirks always existed, but now I’m aware of them. For certain, they’re preventing me from writing an accessible story.</p>
<p>I hate the word quirk.</p>
<p>I’d pick quirk over perky any day.</p>
<p>Fine. All of my psychological irregularities.</p>
<p>Whatev.</p>
<p>I’m tired.</p>
<p>so what are you people up to tonight?</p>
<p>Oh you know. Sleeping.</p>
<p>I’m unleashing material taken from months of passive aggressive observation.</p>
<p>I really wish I could be the best at something.</p>
<p>I’m the best at…idk. </p>
<p>I’m not here for your entertainment. Oh god.</p>
<p>I just don’t get any satisfaction out of anything I do. There must be some way to fix that. I find it difficult to just be satisfied. It’s kind of hard to force that sort of thing.</p>
<p>Bleck snow. I should have picked California for college.</p>
<p>Eff red envelopes.</p>
<p>if you could be any race in the world other than your own, what would you be?</p>
<p>Centaur.</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>Um. I think it’s pretty obvious.</p>
<p>WIZARD.</p>
<p>I’m thinking the Over-Soul. Or Brahma. Brahma has a cooler name.</p>
<p>This hypothetical race question is really irrelevant when placed only in the context of humans. There are always circumstances.</p>
<p>I just discovered that I have a hole in my back pocket.</p>
<p>It can’t be.</p>