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<p>Canadian, I’m afraid you don’t understand. Hollywood never shows Asians on screen. Ever. They’re always behind the scenes.</p>

<p>Perhaps Snoop will be the Obama of filmmaking.</p>

<p>Eleven pages of my novel. That means I’m about 11% complete. Yay.</p>

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That would be a spectacle.

I see.</p>

<p>bishes, imma WIN da oscar</p>

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<p>I’ll win this one.</p>

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<p>No big deal. </p>

<p>I sort of want to see Slumdog Millionaire again.</p>

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<p>Of course you do.</p>

<p>What is my fallback career?</p>

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<p>A reporter? Journalism is what you make of it.</p>

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<p>Art director for those nifty United Airlines commercials.</p>

<p>My fallback career will be freelance animator and writer of witticisms.</p>

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<p>The closest I’ll ever get to journalism is Entertainment Weekly, so no.</p>

<p>What else you got?</p>

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<p>Fluffer, balloon man in the park, fortune teller, oral historian, cane-maker, rube goldberg machine expert, book re-binder, Latin translator, process server, glockenspiel teacher, thing-a-ma-bob refitter, cosmetics distributor, candy maker.</p>

<p>Any of those?</p>

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<p>Pineapple Express made process server look like an interesting career.</p>

<p>I wonder if MIA will perform from a hospital bed.</p>

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<p>Prollz no. </p>

<p>I should be studying for my math test, doing my lit project, etc. Oh, senioritis.</p>

<p>I know I’ve taken too much Spanish when I instinctively want to put a tilde over the “n” in senior.</p>

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<p>Well that was ridiculous. This broadcast is ridiculous.</p>

<p>It needs some colberty flavoring.</p>

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<p>Japan is cleaning up. </p>

<p>No Waltz With Bashir? Pshht. That movie was (insert positive adjective, since snoop tends to object to the use of awesome, amazing, etc.).</p>

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<p>Snoop, you should learn a real language. Srsly. You can do practically anything if you are fluent in a foreign language. You can even be a security guard at the airport, should you so choose.</p>

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<p>I only don’t like amazing. Such a stupid word.</p>

<p>Srsly.</p>

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<p>Anne Hathaway is all ready balling. If she wins they’ll have to break out the mop.</p>

<p>Do homework. Do homework. Sigh, it’s hopeless.</p>

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<p>It would’ve been ridiculous if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both won. They would have a fun night. LOL.</p>

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<p>Silly people. The Oscars were so predictable this year it was boring. Pshaw. Like Kate Winslet wouldn’t have won, pshaw.</p>

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<p>Curse my novel. I’m having a hard time introducing a natural gas fraud ring.</p>

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<p>YOU GUYS.</p>

<p>So far for next year’s schedule I have AP Bio, AP Lit, AP Gov, Latin 4, and stats. Should I take physics or a bs one semester class and aide the next semester?</p>

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<p>CC can be stupid.</p>

<p>I think I solved my problem. I can take a dual enrollment anatomy and physiology class at our local state university that’s two mornings a week plus weekend labs. I get first and second period off, and no AP Bio. But, I didn’t find out about this until today, so my gc has to call central office and see if I can still apply. Cross your fingers, guys; I want to sleep in.</p>