The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Don’t listen to what the Tennesean says about style. Down there, they still wear stirrup pants and red lipstick, and they use four cans of hairspray every morning.</p>

<p>I believe the hipsters do the same.</p>

<p>This is true.</p>

<p>My current glasses are like [url=<a href=“http://www.otticagold.it/immagini/1402.jpg]this[/url”>http://www.otticagold.it/immagini/1402.jpg]this[/url</a>] but the frame is thinner on the sides. I usually wear contacts though, because I’ve gotten sick of these and I like having good peripheral vision too. And my eyesight has worsened since I got my last pair of glasses.</p>

<p>CC just won’t stop sucking.</p>

<p>Tomorrow is my big day where I get to drive three hours from home by myself. That means I have to submit all my silly newspaper articles before I leave.</p>

<p>So we won today. And I got cake and pizza. Not a bad birthday.</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exesnCA5Y]Best.[/url”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exesnCA5Y]Best.[/url</a>]</p>

<p>^Those are the words of a second grader.</p>

<p>I have developed a penchant for Russian things lately. Maybe I’ll study Russian in college instead of French or Chinese.</p>

<p>Whatever.</p>

<p>I went through a Russian phase, but now I think I’m back to Italy. Maybe France is next.</p>

<p>My Japanese phase was rather interesting. My Italian phase happened in sixth grade. I still have my phrase book. My reason for French is not France. France is boring. My reason for French is Switzerland, and the books. But Russian books are equally awesome, and the alphabet is so cool.</p>

<p>If I go through a Swiss phase, though, I’d have to commit to French and German both because I have to be thorough.</p>

<p>I got Lolita and [url=<a href=“http://www.amazon.com/When-You-Are-Engulfed-Flames/dp/0316143472/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235877736&sr=8-1]this[/url”>http://www.amazon.com/When-You-Are-Engulfed-Flames/dp/0316143472/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235877736&sr=8-1]this[/url</a>] at the library today. Now I shall go read.</p>

<p>I bid thee good day.</p>

<p>I figured I could learn the French ahead of time, and do German once I got there. The French are more persnickety about their language. I’m sure the Germans don’t care if I wait around a few months before I’m fluent.</p>

<p>Oh, and my last name is German. So they’ll like me.</p>

<p>Happy Birthday Snoop!!!</p>

<p>One more year until you can smoke, buy lotto tickets, and go to strip clubs. w00t.</p>

<p>I gotta get 1000 posts so I can experience my first nerdgasm</p>

<p>Off I go. This is the longest distance I’ve ever gone by myself. Quite exhilarating.</p>

<p>Happy birthday, Snoop!</p>

<p>Belated, but happy nonetheless.</p>

<p>Snoopy is going to go to school with me.</p>

<p>Happy Birthday, girl.</p>

<p>Why thank you.</p>

<p>Louis is a fun name.</p>