The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>I shall also rage against it.</p>

<p>LOL.</p>

<p>Har har.</p>

<p>I went to the library and did homework. I wrote two newspaper articles in a period of 45 minutes, which is not possible at home. Those two articles would take three hours here.</p>

<p>Why is it that I fail at life?</p>

<p>Everyone fails at life. If you don’t, then you’re doing something wrong.</p>

<p>No. There are to be no Rage jokes. Lame.</p>

<p>I didn’t get into the dual enrollment anatomy class. I has a sad. ■■■■ deadlines, man.</p>

<p>You did a swear.</p>

<p>AP Bio it is.</p>

<p>We can both scream in pain together.</p>

<p>Sounds like the title to an emo song.</p>

<p>I’m up late today. Physics, pshht.</p>

<p>Physics, puh. AP Bio will be ridiculous. School will be ridiculous. School is ridiculous.</p>

<p>Your mom sounds like the title to an emo song.</p>

<p>Weak.</p>

<p>I found my old dinosaur piggy bank where the coin goes through a bunch of curves into his belly. Needless to say, I’m very excited.</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.vat19.com/webimages/covers/large/big-belly-bank.jpg[/url]”>http://www.vat19.com/webimages/covers/large/big-belly-bank.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Mine is green.</p>

<p>The emo song title would be We Can Both Scream In Pain Together During The December Of Darkness As We Eat Moldy Rye Toast.</p>

<p>I remember physics. Mine wasn’t that hard, since my physics teacher had an environmental science degree, but I still thought it consumed too much of my time.</p>

<p>I want one.</p>

<p>G’day, mates.</p>

<p>Today in ToK, we watched an episode of The Simpsons.</p>

<p>That piggy bank is pretty awesome.</p>

<p>Today in Movie Club, we watched 10 Things I Hate About You. The course curriculum calls it “English 12,” but Movie Club is more accurate. We’ve now watched five full-length movies in there this year. In contrast, we’ve not read one novel. We have read Oedipus the King and *The Taming of the Shrew<a href=“hence%20%5BI%5D10%20Things%20I%20Hate%20About%20You%5B/I%5D”>/I</a>, but no fiction novels, and absolutely no nonfiction.</p>

<p>I haven’t had an English test yet. Also, my English teacher is a pompous doodoohead.</p>

<p>A pompous doodoohead.</p>

<p>Mine is a feminist. We’re now going to write a paper comparing the roles of men and women during the Shakespearean period, the 1950s (setting of Kiss Me Kate, yet another movie), and the 1990s (10 Things I Hate About You). So it’s a sociology paper rather than a literary paper.</p>

<p>I like my English teacher this year, she’s pretty chill.</p>

<p>My Spanish teacher on the other hand… cabrona grande.</p>

<p>Well, the class is certainly laid back and all. That’s why we’re watching five movies and reading no novels.</p>

<p>Ahh, we get into a bit of reading every now and again.</p>

<p>Some Sancho got beat up in my hall today, it was mildly amusing.</p>

<p>asdfghjkl;</p>

<p>zxcvbnm,./</p>