The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>I know that. I do. I was raised on The Rugrats as well as teen movies ahead of my years.</p>

<p>But now that I’m the same age as the teen movie inhabitants, their shenanigans are so much less thrilling.</p>

<p>Rugrats is awesome.</p>

<p>I just found out that the older a man is when he fathers a child, the more likely that child is to develop schizophrenia.</p>

<p>I knew there was some catch to old men still being able to reproduce.</p>

<p>I wonder how you say foible.</p>

<p>fwa-ble ?</p>

<p>I thought so, but the dictionary doesn’t say so.</p>

<p>Tell me it isn’t foy-ble.</p>

<p>im here still…let me be</p>

<p>Lying is terrible, or so they say.</p>

<p>Hello, kids.</p>

<p>Danger, Will Robinson.</p>

<p>Your references aren’t fun if I can’t understand them, silly.</p>

<p>It was crime at the time but the laws have changed now.</p>

<p>I can’t reference The Shins like that, but you can reference The New Pornos? Fine, then.</p>

<p>my cousin is schizophrenic. he lives under a bridge in portland.</p>

<p>I just thought of a billy goat.</p>

<p>I did, too, snoop. Geeez, andrea. What?</p>

<p>welll, i might know him, which bridge?</p>

<p>oh, i get it. the billy goats gruff.</p>

<p>well, sometimes he is on his medicine and then he is fine. he is actually really smart - i think he even has a phd. but then he thinks he is better so he stops taking the medicine…almost all schizophrenics do that.</p>

<p>haha sheed, i have no idea.</p>

<p>wellllllll, I didn’t do 4 chapter of AP physics due tomorrow…</p>

<p>will i?</p>

<p>eff that!!!</p>

<p>No practice today!!!</p>

<p>Gracias Chaac!</p>