<p>I think we’re being a little unfair to Ramocito. Living in Ann Arbor I can say from first hand experience that the co-eds at Michigan are quite attractive. The reputation of them shambling slack-jawed and sloth-like from class to class is somewhat overstated. As for their intelligence, well let me relate a story. Just the other day I was walking down South U when a firefight broke out between the Wolverz and the Buck-Iyz. Fearing that another of my limbs would become collateral damage in a drive-by shooting, I dove headlong through the shattering plate glass of Stucchi’s Ice Cream Parlor. As I tumbled to the floor I came face-to-lightly-mustachioed-face with a young lady also seeking sanctuary from the flying lead. </p>
<p>Through our conversation, consisting of a series of clicks, grunts and whistles, I was able to ascertain that she was a Psychology/Social Anthropology double major from Ohio. As the National Guard laid down a wave of suppressing fire, I was enchanted by how articulate, sensitive and well groomed she was; it became quite easy to overlook the prehensile tail. It struck me that if I were a socially bereft foreign exchange graduate student lacking the basic interpersonal skills to mate in my own country, that this would be exactly the type of girl for me. </p>
<p>Leaving Stucchi’s and picking our way through the casualties, I was amazed to see so many other co-eds just like her, all skittering their way to class on knuckles and toes. I realized then that only a complete buffoon would worry about the academic reputation of a place like Michigan when there was obviously so much love in the air. So come on over Ramocito, somebody obviously intelligent enough to study for a mathematics PhD certainly shouldn’t be put off by a few tedious rumors and stereotypes.</p>
<p>P.S. This post is in NO WAY sarcastic.</p>
<p>P.P.S. Folks, if you feed the ■■■■■■, they keep coming back. Stop it!</p>