<p>I think I’m gonna write a book about everything.</p>
<p>I think I will start with this:</p>
<p>"In the beginning, there was nothing. And then there was dog. And dog said ‘Woof woof woof!’, and there was God. Shortly afterwards, dog died, and God said, ‘Let there be everything.’ And there was everything! I felt lost in the everything. The sky was so wide that it was like there was everything. The corn went on forever; I felt erased in the everything. I sat in the garden. There was everything. I took a nap. I woke up. There was still everything. I had everything. There was everything in the field.</p>
<p>But. In this world of everything, I became an infinitesimal fraction of this everything."</p>