<p>What?
Did everybody die?</p>
<p>Its in times like these that i truly understand the significance of collegehopefulls jokes :(</p>
<p>yeah what happened to him?</p>
<p>He’s reborn! And amongst us once again! Well, was, earlier…</p>
<p>Note the importance of ‘was’ in rubber’s statement.</p>
<p>Desperate times calls for desperate measures…</p>
<p>Hmm…i have an idea 'rubber
Who hasnt joined the fb group?</p>
<p>No, yaar! Look back a page. The answer is there.</p>
<p>Im rubbing my eyes now…Did you just say yaar???</p>
<p>Yep… although mein bol Hindustani kar nahin hoon</p>
<p>What the??
Seriously
<em>jaw drops open</em></p>
<p><em>shuts jaw</em>
That doesnt make sense vaise 
How can u speak hindi?</p>
<p>I can’t…!! I lived in Pakistan for four years and attended a local school… most of the Urdu I knew mixed up with the Arabic I learned afterwards ( and I forgot most of that in boarding school… have to get back on track soon). Vaise, mein bolo bahut nahin sakta hoon… bas, I spend my time watching cheap Shahrukh Khan movies and they refresh my memory a little :P</p>
<p>Sakti hoon you mean
You’re a girl :p</p>
<p>Ok…thats impressive
Shah rukh khan???
Bah…i hate him</p>
<p>Ohh ya…so many countries and continents…i get it :)</p>
<p>Thoda thoda bol lete ho tum :p</p>
<p>Then to i can crack santa(sun-ta) and banta(bun-ta) jokes with you :)</p>
<p>You’re just jealous! And YES! I have like five Khushvant Singh joke-books… plenty of “santa” and “banta” in there :P</p>
<p>SRK is outdated now…well kinda</p>
<p>Santa and banta were fighting for the window seat on the motorcycle</p>
<p><em>laughs sardar style</em></p>
<p>Hahahaha!!</p>
<p>This is one a good friend sent me a while ago:
Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
His colleague who won the first prize got six month’s supply of Cadbury’s chocolates.
Second prize winner got three month’s supply of Cadbury’s chocolates.
Banta won the tenth prize - a toilet brush.
About a week later, at the office canteen, the first prize winner asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
“Great,” said the the seond prize winner, “I love chocolates”
“So do I,” said the first prize winner. “And how’s the toilet brush?” he asked Banta
“Not so good,” Banta said, “I think I’ll go back to paper.”</p>
<p>As for SRK,I guess he is… but I get the movies late. Also, did you see that poster for Fair and Lovely he did? I still don’t get that gora gora ********…</p>
<p>Yeah…it used to come on tv 24x7…i used to get sooo bugged :p</p>
<p>Hahaha…</p>
<p>Ok here goes…santa was running across the street chasing a zebra…shouting “chor chor, tracksuit pehan ke bhag raha hai”</p>
<p>:p</p>
<p>Absolutely epic joke, IndiaRubber!
Sort of like the Russian Vasya… the eternal idiot type.</p>
<p>CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE WEEK AND 5 DAYS LEFT UNTIL IVY (BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY YALE) DECISIONS COME OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!</p>
<p>^Mental breakdown.</p>
<p>If you two keep joking in hindi, I’ll start babbeling swiss german, so stop it 
or at least translate for the rest of us :)</p>
<p>As for math, I’m taking as much as I can without actually majoring in it :)</p>
<p>sev1991 babble some german with me. Let’s see who can get the biggest babble out!
ja?</p>
<p>Ach gut, soll ich Hochdeutsch oder Schweizerdeutsch sprechen? Und bist du Deutscher, oder lernst du nur Deutsch in der Schule?</p>
<p>lieber hochdeutsch. oder schweizer? kann schweizerdeutsch nicht so gut vom hören her verstehen. Kannst ja mal was schreiben.
Ja wohne in Düsseldorf, daher deutsch. boah ich kann nicht mehr warten. Ich möchte jetzt alles erfahren!!</p>