<p>If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call “fine print”!</p>
<p>Person 1: “did it hurt?”
Person 2: “Huh?”
Person 1: “When you fell from heaven? Because you are surly an angel!”</p>
<p>Haha as a side note I’d just like to say I love you guys… :P</p>
<p>This has actually been strangely entertaining the past few days.</p>
<p>-you’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere
-if I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1 (yay for calc–totally kidding)</p>
<p>and i love this one (im a music person)</p>
<p>I’m a fermata… hold me</p>
<p>spunaugle: The feeling is mutual! And if my first and second-borns turn out wrong, I’ll at least be proud of <em>one</em> thing I created ( albeit asexually…).</p>
<p>EDIT: ontheradio, that’s a really good one!</p>
<p>thanks 
more to come…</p>
<p>Haha music lines! Now there can be some rather raunchy one’s of those… well band period can lead to some very interesting stories! haha</p>
<p>And indiarubber… I’d just consider this some form of budding… digitally…</p>
<p>Hmm? I was referring to giving birth to this here thread!</p>
<p>I am horrendously confused.</p>
<p>For raunchy music lines, all you have to do is refer to the string family and their f-holes.</p>
<p>Haha that’s what I was talking about… this thread is like the form of assexual reproduction you mentioned with budding… ahh I’m too much of a biology nerd for my own good sometimes… :P</p>
<p>Right right.
No, I got that. I just simultaneously got this weird image of you budding off of me, and thought you were trying to create a pun with the word " buddy".</p>
<p>I am a fellow biology nerd, see. It’s just that my neurons are on strike at the moment.</p>
<p>First of all, I’d like to say:
“WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
because I just had to read about 8 pages of this thread to catch up.</p>
<p>Second of all, I’d also like to say that I just LOL’ed quite loudly at these pickup lines/jokes.
The fermata one was VERY funny.</p>
<p>@asiantofu: dude, raunchy is my favorite word!</p>
<p>And remember, don’t drink and derive!
(Sorry for the really disorganized post, I’m tired and worn out, partially from reading 5 gazillion pages of cc…)</p>
<p>^ Raunchy is not as cool as gallivant!</p>
<p>Guys, really? This is our sense of humor? I expected better. Or at least more hilarious.</p>
<p>@ Indiarubber: I totally did not think of the buddy thing… however, that would of been totally an epic terrible pun if I had! haha.</p>
<p>And I must say prestidigitator has to be one of the best words ever… or tatterdemalion.</p>
<p>Kindly abstain from defaecating on our parade, areyouserioussss.</p>
<p>^ LMAO. Gotta love your highly technical/medical spelling of defecate.</p>
<p>So I think the most epically horrific thing I’ve ever seen is this sentence I wrote in my Lit paper (which I just got back and somehow got a 93 on even though I wrote it at midnight the night before it was due…)
It’s from a paper about The Great Gatsby and is preceded (in the paper) by a quote. You can tell it was written VERY hastily and VERY tiredly…
“Daisy and Jordan lay upon an enormous couch, like silver idols, weighing down their own white dresses against the singing breeze of the fans” (122). This image of two women so complacent, so wholly satisfied with their own existences that they could make an impression by simply sitting in a certain way amongst their billowing white, cloud-like dresses amidst the billowing curtains of their supremely debonair little living room, is the epitome of the East Egg existence.</p>
<p>Haha I love when writing a paper late somehow pays off…
Unfourtantely ever since I got my liklies from Dartmouth and Cornell my AP lit teacher has gone phycho on my grades… ugg english is was too subjective for my likes…</p>
<p>Another pick up line… “Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?”</p>
<p>8 days left!!!</p>
<p>ahahah I hate physics but I know some good physics pick-up lines:</p>
<p>“That pants would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s…”
“I know the spring constant of my mattress…wanna take some data?”</p>
<p>or some non-geeky ones include,</p>
<p><em>Holds out sour-patch kids</em>
“Hey, you wanna have some kids with me? <em>le wink wink</em>”</p>
<p>(‘_’ fortunately, I’ve never used them.)</p>