<p>I’m sick with a cold that has lasted at least 9 days. ■■■</p>
<p>Did you take Vitamin C and Airborne?</p>
<p>I never bother catching up on what’s been said in this thread. I just join the discussion where I find it. :)</p>
<p>^ llllllaaaaaaazzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy.</p>
<p>jk. :putnam:</p>
<p>6 days…</p>
<p>Im suffering from an advanced form of incurable cc addiction.</p>
<p><em>Sigh</em></p>
<p>I saw God at the gym today.</p>
<p>He looked like Michelangelo’s David (but with stubble), and he sweat beads of gold.</p>
<p>^ Was he also experiencing the same…shrinkage…?</p>
<p>Did he drink the holy drink of gods, nectar or gatorade?</p>
<p>Heh heh heh.
I wouldn’t know - but I’ll report back once he’s madly in love with me and wants to gift you mortals with a new Messiah.</p>
<p>He drank the same brand of water as me. We’re obviously meant to be.</p>
<p>I drank some ambrosia once.</p>
<p>Honestly, that stuff is exactly like honey.</p>
<p>Do NOT take it to a workout.</p>
<p>My only encounter with nectar was in keats’s poems</p>
<p>@ No2EULA:
That looks insane, man. I only started Linear Algebra in February so I haven’t gotten quite that far yet. But I got absolutely wrecked on the test today, half of it was like “do I just multiply the two matrices or is there something REALLY COMPLICATED THAT IM MISSING?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!”
and then i didnt have time to finish, so I didnt finish taking the inverse of something and then I knew something wasn’t a linear transformation but I PUT THAT IT WAS LINEAR ANYWAYS BECAUSE I FUDGED THE PROOF SLIGHTLY.
FMMMMMMMMMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!</p>
<p>And my Hamlet essay was garbled, way too long, and disorganized.
■■■^the max.</p>
<p>On second thougt, God going to a gym sounds as incredulous as god going to a temple.</p>
<p>I mean god watching movies is fine, going to burger king is fine, watchin f1 is fine, applying to yale is fine but workout, nah.
God is immortal.
So are his abs.</p>
<p><em>tacklehugs ChandlerBing</em>.</p>
<p>((((((you really think they are still trying to make up their minds on people, or are they just torturing us?)))))))</p>
<p>—asadfasdfasdf</p>
<p>It’s blatantly torture. I’ve already gnawed off most of my fingers. All I have now are two palms, spreading to infinity and beyond.</p>
<p>Could we sue them for the torture?</p>
<p>We can win a lawsuit for millions and then donate the same and then get into yale :)</p>
<p>srsly… Yale boards are close to post #100000 </p>
<p>all b.c. this thread</p>
<p>i just got through reading this entire board, pretty much, and i want to thank you all for being a million times more entertaining than certain other boards. i’m sad now that i didn’t apply to yale!</p>
<p>7 days!! a week…</p>
<p>oh yeah and i am def taking post #1000</p>
<p>hahahahahajksdf;lkasdjfl;kasjdfl;kasdl; 1000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 10001000 1000 1000 1000 1000 1000 now i get an AUTO ACCEPT TO YALE haha</p>