<p>could lover include inanimate objects?</p>
<p>what kind of inanimate objects are we talking about here?</p>
<p>well i was thinking along the lines of pleasure sticks</p>
<p>pleasure sticks you say?</p>
<p><em>SPLOOSH</em></p>
<p>thats the sound of cream splurting on my pants.</p>
<p>haha, i wonder how long it will take for the CC moderators to completely destroy this conversation</p>
<p>Oh the memories.</p>
<p>All crushed, broken, washed away
With the same cloudy wind of the night
That chilled Annabel Lee.</p>
<p>hmmmmmmmmmm</p>
<p>i don’t know how to reply to your long hm with a plethora of m’s.</p>
<p>it seems you just have, missy</p>
<p>Not to intrude on your little lovefest but I don’t think you guys can even <em>see</em> the line anymore. “Creaming your pants”?? - you know there are plenty of porn forums out there. Gives a whole new meaning to cookies and cream…ugh :shudders: Just out of curiosity - whose was it?</p>
<p>I’ve long crossed the line. Flew past it going 500 miles per second via superjet.</p>
<p>Cookies and cream? My little “profile” used to say “HI IM A COOKIE WITH CREAM FILLING EAT ME UP!”
and then i realized all the connotations and took it off.</p>
<p>
A mixture.</p>
<p>haha </p>
<p>This really is a nothingness thread. I have never been good at adding nothingness to conversations, so I will only be in here on occasion. </p>
<p>Hmm. Looks as though I just added something, though. I wouldn’t have believed it myself.</p>
<p>an unwilling participant in our pornographic promenade</p>
<p>I had a slew of bad puns related to eating cookies, but out of respect for JS I will not mention them.</p>
<p>JS deserves little respect</p>
<p>Esquared, you are hilarious. But you are right, as well.</p>
<p>Perhaps I am not the most creative of people. Or quirky. But somehow I got into the U. of C., the same place Esquared got into. That is quite amazing. :)</p>
<p>
Methinks I should leave this forum altogether for the sake of these silly people…</p>
<p>her post did not include my claiming you deserved little respect…i just posted before she could, look at the times. Just coincidence.</p>
<p>It’s also coincidence that I am indeed right and that you do deserve little respect and should leave CC…</p>
<p>you break my heart
once again.
and you can’t mend it this time.</p>
<p>boohoo.</p>
<p>
it’s ok kman.
since i’ll be leaving CC for the sake of esquared, you are free to mention them as much as you want.</p>
<p>and you can call me ji-sook. or cookie. 
(or sooki)
actually
make that into a 
it’s a sad goodbye.
im just doing this for ESQUARED
because i love him too much.</p>
<p>You should never do anything like leaving communities for *** holes like Esquared, Ji-Sook.</p>