**The Nothingness Fun Thread**

<p>i think he/she is saying that he/she is indeed a fellow sex machine.</p>

<p>well, as a slave, what you think does not really matter</p>

<p>What you should be thinking about is how you are going to please me next…</p>

<p>im not a sex machine, but i do like playing with shaking machines…</p>

<p>I just might be one fellow sex machine, you’ll just have to find out i guess</p>

<p>hey boopietroopie
because esquared and i dont konw if you’re a guy or a girl
we’re going to “call [you] ‘it’ from here on out” (Eric 12:07 AM)
ahaa hows that for some modified MLA format</p>

<p>is that what you call your testicles and/or breasts?</p>

<p>Yay!! I just found out i wasn’t accepted to Yale (never thought i would be this thrilled hehe! but that means i am definetly ging to U chi! Yay!)</p>

<p>(60 secs thingy)</p>

<p>i most prefer to be called, “sugar”.</p>

<p>ahhaha yes it is always a joy to be rejected
unless its from uchicago</p>

<p>ok sugar.
dammit it sounds like im calling you terms of loving affectionate endearment.
and u could be a girl.</p>

<p>and im a girl.</p>

<p>AH **** THIS *<strong><em>ING SIXTY SECOND RULE *</em></strong>!</p>

<p>actually i like to refer to my testicle as prince shandi and my two breasts, sometimes i like to call em, “mariah carey”</p>

<p>would you forget about the 60 second rule if i did a little of this: <em>favorite sexual fantasy</em>?</p>

<p>my my boopie you sure are quite a character</p>

<p>OK I HAVE TO GO DO MY *<strong><em>ING CALCULUS *</em></strong> AND SUCH</p>

<p>be back in like 2 hours
(i said that like 1 hour ago… llooksl ike allnither for me. i really hope i dont get this distracted when i get to uofc)</p>

<p>We all know you cannot help but look at these threads and respond…We’re going to be talking about you the entire time you are away</p>

<p>oh esquared, i love your passionate pleasuring ways.
oh oh oh <em>moannnnnn</em>
OHHHHHH ericcccc</p>

<p>even now i envision you with your boing,
and oh this sixty second rule is <em>poof</em> forgotten.</p>

<p>in invisible ink DUH</p>

<p>Share your HW! jajaja haven’t than anything since nov! remember? might just help you! ajaj anyways! </p>

<p>probs another page will eb full by the time i submit this</p>

<p>um cookie, i actually offer free phone sex for 2500000$ a minute…no need to talk about your sex fantasies here…theres a special hotline for that</p>

<p>hahah so…wanna do some maximum error analysis for me arellav?
or… how about u just take my test for me tmr? i need a 100 on this to raise my avg to an A.</p>

<p>you dont need to raise your average to an A</p>

<p>Keep 'em b’s, *****…that’ll flow for ChiTown</p>