<p>No dude, it was Jack Bauer. Chuck Norris can’t take the SAT. When he looks at it, it bursts into flame. Besides, if he ever did, the test would be so thoroughly destroyed that the scoring would change itself to Chuck or Fail. Obviously, a score of Chuck would be in the 99.99999999999999999999999999999999th percentile (that is roughly 1 in 6 billion).</p>