<p>omgjmykeyboardsucksspaceismessedup</p>
<p>punishherthewayyouwantjustdontmakeitpleasurable,iswhatimeant,sorry,keyboard,sucks,majorly</p>
<p>All punishments are pleasurable to her.</p>
<p>and I can’t believe I almost missed this.</p>
<p>You suck majorly, if you know what I mean.</p>
<p>you ****ing jerk, stealing my idea! ugh! you’re stiffling my creativity!</p>
<p>I had the original. Just ask around.</p>
<p>oh you expect me to believe that? listen buddy, there is a new era dawing on CC and it’s called the Bendrumfront movement. Down with the prejudices of the past and the raucious posters. Everyone is now going to be monitored and must submit to me. The mods are in my control. I tell them who and when and they act out of pure fear. Any threads/posts challenging my position and the strict hierarchy now in place on CC will be quietly removed.</p>
<p>Sounds good. I’m still the original.</p>
<p>Listen, I’m the Mao of CC, I’m the Betty Friedan, the Petrarch, the Masaccio of internet forums, and there will be sweeping reforms, changes in human resources and management. It will be an internet forum not for the elitist, not for the over-achiever, but for the under dog. This is a new era in CC.</p>
<p>Whatever you say. Hun.</p>
<p>I will attract the masses.</p>
<p>I’m gonna be the Sigmund Freud of CC, the Elizabeth Cady Stanton of overstressed teens everywhere, the Karl Marx of internet forum reforms, when my Treatise On A CC Mindset is released on Nov. 1, in which I will outline the four phases of CC development, one being the overstressed, the stressed, the understressed, and the doggone slacker, I will overtake CC for the better, I will appear in major ciites and make fervent speeches, for, like William Jenings Bryans, the Cross of Colleges.</p>
<p>Do you want to mess?</p>
<p>So what? I’m Martha. 'nuff said.</p>
<p>I will be the William Jenings Bryan, the Galileo, the Charles V of CC. I will be the Jackson, the Napeleon, the Cornelius Vanderbilt, the John D. Rockefeller of College Bendrumfront Confidential internet forums. I will tout today’s Horatio Alger and laugh when you’re rejected from Harvard.</p>
<p>I will be rejected from Harvard.</p>
<p>Thats it. You asked for it.</p>
<p>Hi Tits McGee!</p>
<p>Lovely. Same to you, dear.</p>
<p>I will inspire change in all of humanity. Textbooks will be rewritten and where there was once a Fidel Castro, Dorothea Dix, Fredrick Douglass, William Lloyd Garrison, Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, General Winfield Scott, Robert E. Lee, Henry Ford, and George “The Great” W. Bush there will now be my name.</p>
<p>Why dont you control her?</p>
<p>Why doesn’t who control who?</p>
<p>you / bendy</p>