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LOL. Right. Where are people going to go on campus? Nowhere. There’s nowhere to drive on campus. If a parking lot were somewhere on the edge of campus, like say DuPont lot or Cunningham lot (both of which are underused), then it would just be a matter of students walking across campus to their cars, hopping in, and then driving off campus to go to Barnes & Noble or a movie or a restaurant because they’ve eaten Sharples food 100 days in a row and, if they’re forced to again, they’ll probably kill themselves.</p>