<p>From the “The More Things Change” Department.</p>
<p>A bit of Deja Vu All Over Again</p>
<p>Barry’s Boys
The Chad Mitchell Trio, 1964</p>
<p>We’re the bright young men from 1910,
We’re Barry’s Boys
We’re the kids with a cause,
Yes, a government like grandmama’s,
We’re Barry’s Boys</p>
<p>We’re the new kind of youth from your alma mater
Back to silver standard and solid Goldwater
Back to when the poor were poor and the rich were rich
And you felt just so damned secure in knowing which were which.</p>
<p>We’re the kids who agree to be social without security
We’re Barry’s Boys
'cause his hat’s in the ring
Where Westbrook Pegler was once king
Now he’s too Left Wing
So if you don’t recognize any old Red China,
Or Canada
Or Britain
Or South Carolina
You, too, can join the crew.
Tippecanoe and Nixon, too
Back to Barry
Back to cash and carry,
Not Lyndon, Ike, or Harry,
Back with Barry’s Boys.</p>
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get from the Left to the Right. (right)
Roses are red, violets are blue
Walter Lippman’s a Pinko, too
(you got it general)
Alla-ka-knock-ka-knee-ka-nay
Let’s investigate the PTA
Barry, Barry, make your bid
I love John Birch but oh, you kid</p>
<p>Mother, mother, wear a grin
And don’t complain or we’ll turn you in
Hold the presses, stop the mail
The Pentagon’s having a one-cent sale
What’s the latest news statistic?
Hootenanys are Socialistic.</p>
<p>Shut the door and lock and latch it
Here comes [name] with a brand new hatchet
Back with Barry’s Boys.</p>
<p>We’re the kids full of nerve
As long as it’s conservative
We’re Barry’s Boys
We can’t comprehend why our parents aren’t friendlier
To Barry’s Boys.
Why, Dad once crusaded for Sacco-Venzetti
Now all we’re doing is doing the same for John Paul Getty
Our parents emulated Roosevelt and Farley
But we just want to grow up to be like Ev and Charley (right)
[Dirksen & Halleck, how moderate they would be today]</p>
<p>No college days with Socrates and Plato when you’re Barry’s Boys
Just organize parades for the abolishment of NATO and the rest
The entire West!
So let’s go back to the days when men were men
And start the first World War all over again
That’s right, you tell 'em son
Isolationism can be fun!</p>
<p>Back to Barry
Back to cash and carry,
Back with Barry’s–
And remember, I’m an American first and a politician second
(spoken like a true American politician)
Back with Barry,
Not Lyndon, Ike or Harry
Back with Barry’s Boys.</p>
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<p>Any transcription errors are mine.</p>