<p>@ hookem (was it hookem…I’m too lazy to go back and look): </p>
<p>I think I did fairly well in Calc…I’m taking Linear Alg. right now…</p>
<p>@the prophet:</p>
<ol>
<li>You are effing hilarious </li>
<li><p>I’m still trying to see where I get in, but I’m positive no matter where I go, there will be poon. (God…that’s kind of sexist…and a little sad.)</p></li>
<li><p>I would totally go drinking/to a strip bar with my interviewer.
He was the definition of “good ol’ boy”</p></li>
</ol>
<p>The Calc question was mine. I wanted to take Linear Alg Senior Year, but my teach didn’t recommend me for it b/c I got an A- one quarter in Alg 2 (9 grade). Now I am in his BC Calc class, where I am acing 50% of his tests and getting 97-99% on 25% and 93-97 on 25%.</p>
<p>the freaking hell, how do you guys post 2 pages worth of posts while we’re all supposed to be in school?</p>
<p>@whoever was talking about calc (hookem?)
Btw, calc we just took a test on improper integrals, partial fractions, trig substitution, etc. Our AB class is on the FTC too, so both our schools are on the same pace.</p>
<p>We had 19 people take calc BC test last year. I think my teacher said 18 got 5s and 1 got a 4. Only 22 people were in that class back then.</p>
<p>Now we have nearly 50 =</p>
<p>Well, there are a few methods.</p>
<p>One is to use the command prompt module on a school computer (run “cmd.exe”) to set up an admin account on the school network (A lot easier than it sounds)</p>
<p>Another is to use a circumventor site, (like…grapeslaher.com…I mean, they’re essentially all just proxy websites going back to an original one…)</p>
<p>Another is to be taking only two classes at a local college…with WiFi everywhere.</p>
<p>Thanks, Cornell! You’re supporting my facebook/collegeconfidential addiction like a pro!</p>
<p>or you can take all your classes at a small, local college with wifi everywhere – effectively completing a senior bypass year where you finish up your senior year in high school and two semester’s worth of credits for college.</p>
<p>thanks, harvard! you are the best.</p>
<p>lmao. that would be epic though.</p>
<p>harvard freestyle #4</p>
<p>i have a physics lab in a couple of minutes. but i don’t think i have more strength to push it to the limit. senioritis is kicking in like a pain in the ass – i’m frequently late to class, often without a hall pass. all i like to do in school is harass freshmen or lambaste my best friend for having a cowlick. how quick can i get out of this place? i have my honors and the super cum load (summa cum laude) on my face. all i want to do is go to college now. i just want to be with emma watson now.</p>
<p>sigh.</p>
<p>peace + love.</p>
<p>-tp of cc</p>
<p>It’s the one website my school hasn’t discontinued. And I’m a newspaper Ed., so half of my life is spent near a computer. HOLLA FREEDOM. </p>
<p>I really feel I should make a “HOW ARE 'DEM BOYZ?!” post just to compensate for the fact that every one of my college boards have a “GIRLS? HOT OR NOT?” post (or multiple posts; apparently everyone reaaally wanted to clarify the attractiveness of the fairer sex at their school of choice). Except for the Seven Sisters. Bless them. Though I think one may be imminent at the Smith board…</p>
<p>^ Go for it.
If I were doing it, it would probably have to be in parody of the sheer creepiness of most of those posts. (…magical lapdances at the top of this page…)</p>
<p>I encourage everyone to do the following (carefully)
If your school is blocking access to websites, you can:
1.Download a password sniffing program (don’t use milw0rm for any downloads), install it on a usb minidrive (the tiny ones people store word documents/powerpoints on) and quickly install the program on either a teachers computer, or a networked computer (like one in a lab).
2.Google how to use cmd.exe to create an admin account.
3.Use a circumventor site
4.Kidnap your superintendent, tie him to a chair, and beat him repeatedly with a wrench.</p>
<h1>4 sounds like a good option…</h1>
<p>And magical lapdances? I think we should be accepted just for creativity. How on earth does one magically lapdance?</p>
<p>Well, they could be lapdances that are so good that they are ‘magical’, i.e. absurdly good, lapdances performed with the aid of magic (Pfoof! And there’s a scantily clad person grinding away on you. Pfoof! You’re in the back of your car with them!).</p>
<p>In either case, I wouldn’t be upset.</p>
<p>I think all of the future science majors need to get cracking on the invention of magical lapdancing. The humanities majors volunteer to test out the results!</p>
<p>i’m willing to be a lab rat – that is, i am willing to have the effects tested on me. </p>
<p>no matter how magical we get, i doubt i will be able to give the dance.</p>
<p>Lol. Magical lapdances; I am sure the science majors can figure something out and the prof. will make a good lab rat. Prophet, are you a humanities major? What are you doing? Actually, what is everyone doing?</p>
<p>I basically go with “Poli Sci and International Relations”, but all of my unis have different names for things. I totally dig things like “Justice & Peace” or “Peace & Security”, though. Those would be eppiiiccc majors.</p>
<p>no idea. something between a cross of english and philosophy. justice and peace sounds too badass for anyone to handle except for squaregirl.</p>
<p>I chose that because “Sheer Badassery” wasn’t listed. :(</p>
<p>^ Stupid Common App.</p>
<p>yea. i was bummed when it didn’t have “rapping/rhyming/hip-hop & awesomeness” listed as a major on the common.</p>
<p>YO, just got back from rugby practice. Im going to be a science major :)</p>
<p>I wish they had DJ-ing or Music Production as a minor</p>