<p>In my view of purgatory, there is unsalted popcorn and Ivy League football on the big screen. </p>
<p>In my view of heaven, there is big time BCS football on the big screen with shrimp cocktail, beer battered fish, t-bone steaks and homestyle ribs.</p>
<p>I hope Notre Dame does not aspire to purgatory (Ivy or Patriot League) level football.</p>