<p>saturday (sunday isn’t part of the weekend, Friday is)</p>
<p>never eat ice cream again in your life and recieve 500,000 USD cash or eat lots of ice cream.</p>
<p>saturday (sunday isn’t part of the weekend, Friday is)</p>
<p>never eat ice cream again in your life and recieve 500,000 USD cash or eat lots of ice cream.</p>
<p>500,000 cash. theres always frozen yogurt</p>
<p>12 am or pm?</p>
<p>AM…it’s quiet.</p>
<p>get married or be divorced.</p>
<p>***? who wants to get divorced. ill take get married or be single? and my answer is Major: 999</p>
<p>ping or pong?</p>
<p>ping pong</p>
<p>ding Or dong</p>
<p>ding</p>
<p>dead or alive?</p>
<p>Dead if I am ignorant; alive if I am not.</p>
<p>To see, or not to see?</p>
<p>Ahh, but what is to see, grasshopper? By that token, what is ignorance? It’s all relative isn’t it?</p>
<p>a state of not knowing. many times foolishly. and everything is relative.</p>
<p>back to the ors:
split or splat?</p>
<p>split</p>
<p>to have cow dung tossed in your face by a 5 year old girl then have pics taken of you and printed in the school newspaper or to have hundreds of thousands of tiny little sharp needles put into your skin and left there for 5 days.</p>
<p>obviously the former…humans hate pain more than humiliation, instinctly.</p>
<p>hearts or spades?</p>
<p>spades</p>
<p>murdered by an axe murderer or a serial killer.</p>
<p>spades
Trident gum or OralB gum</p>
<p>Oral B.</p>
<p>Belle (Beauty and the Beast) or Beauty (was that her name in Sleeping Beauty?)</p>
<p>Jasmine!!! but id say belle…if she will do a wolf/horse/bear, she’ll do me.</p>
<p>cheech or chong?</p>
<p>Neither. Sorry, I don’t like either.</p>
<p>Never eating [insert favorite dessert here] ever again or wear a cheerleading uniform everyday of winter until you die.</p>
<p>Never eating strawberry swirl ice cream ever again…<em>sigh</em> hard choice.</p>
<p>Shoving accupuncture needles into both eyes
OR
Plucking of all your nails (all the way) with a tweezer.</p>
<p>OUCH</p>
<p>the nails one… OUCH!</p>
<p>burn to death
or
freeze to death.</p>
<p>freeze to death, isn’t it obvious? Freezing is just like going to sleep, burning is…painful. </p>
<p>Coffee or tea?</p>
<p>coffee</p>
<p>Coke or pepsi?</p>