<p>Egypt.</p>
<p>David Bowie references or tainted love?</p>
<p>Bowie references.</p>
<p>Kumar or Harold?</p>
<p>The newly added third option.</p>
<p>The Stepford Wives or communism?</p>
<p>Mhmm.</p>
<p>Euphemisms or really big guns?</p>
<p>Euphemisms. </p>
<p>Shakespeare or Nancy Drew?</p>
<p>Nancy Drew.</p>
<p>The Bell Witch or commitment?</p>
<p>commitment…</p>
<p>the bell curve or taco bell?</p>
<p>the bell curve</p>
<p>ms. cleo or montana?</p>
<p>Montana.</p>
<p>Oranges or Spanish?</p>
<p>Spanish.</p>
<p>Spiky hair or flinging yourself off a bridge?</p>
<p>Spiky hair.</p>
<p>Real estate or a waterfall?</p>
<p>Waterfall.</p>
<p>NRDC or awkward legal proceedings?</p>
<p>awkward legal proceedings…</p>
<p>Nader or Dole?</p>
<p>Nader</p>
<p>Liberty or Death?</p>
<p>Liberty.</p>
<p>Allegory or House?</p>
<p>House, dummy.</p>
<p>Pennsylvania or Raisin Bran?</p>
<p>Raisin Bran</p>
<p>Turkeys or Chickens?</p>
<p>Turkeys. I can’t stand chicken.</p>
<p>Dwight or Jim?</p>
<p>Jim (if and only if you’re reffering to jim baker).</p>
<p>paste or glue?</p>
<p>glue!</p>
<p>sniffing or huffing?</p>