<p>[peeing</a> your pants on stage](<a href=“http://bestweekever.blogs.com/best_week_ever_blog/2005/08/adventures_in_t.html]peeing”>http://bestweekever.blogs.com/best_week_ever_blog/2005/08/adventures_in_t.html) or [getting</a> kissed by your oldest teacher](<a href=“http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=118390&format=text]getting”>http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=118390&format=text)?</p>