<p>Paris Hilton has flat feet and lays yellow eggs in the bath tub.</p>
<p>I am isomorphic to a banana.</p>
<p>Overuse of the toilet can give it indigestion.</p>
<p>Hooray, I’m going to the beach tomorrow!!! :)</p>
<p>My treads really hurt my feet (I’m not joking, see thread). :(</p>
<p>I live by a beach. It keeps spitting water at me!</p>