<p>Wow. Susan just moved to Columbia, MO. I’ve never clicked on one of those ads before; what an incredible coincidence.</p>
<p>Is her friend named Jolyn in all the ads, or do the advertisers just think that sounds like a middle-of-nowhere kind of name?</p>
<p>Indiana State University banner ad, shows a nursing student with a stethoscope on some part of anatomy. I can not figure out what anatomical part. Looks like area around the knee, but what do you listen too at the knee?</p>
<p>Well, there are pulses around the foot and ankle that you might listen to – the pedal pulse – but the knee? Nothing I’m aware of.</p>
<p>Anyone else have “Brenda Smith” . . . who looks remarkably similar to “Susan Brown”? Besides the friend named Jolyn, “Brenda” has another friend named Audry . . . because the advertisers also think that people in the middle-of-nowhere can’t spell?</p>
<p>Advertisers aim for the lowest common denominator.</p>
<p>LOL – now I have Brenda Smith, who, amazingly, also lives in my town, just like Susan Brown. Oh, and Brenda also looks like Susan! So, what I’m getting from these ads is, if I use whatever it is they’re selling, I’ll end up looking like these women? Hm-m-m – at least I’ll still live in my town.</p>
<p>Yep, I have Brenda, too, w/the photos of Susan</p>
<p>Ha ha…Susan Brown is now Brenda Smith with the same face and still in my hometown too. And it is interesting how they have such COMMON last names like Smith and Brown…surely this is no accident!</p>
<p>I also have Brenda Smith. The answer is simple: they are clones.</p>
<p>Now I’ve got “Becky Smith,” with the same photos as Susan Brown and Brenda Smith. If CIA is right, soon there will be so many of the “wrinkle-cure women” that some CC’er is bound to run into a clone in real life!</p>
<p>She’s Becky Smith and she lives in MY town too! I’d bet she has more houses than she can count.</p>
<p>This sounds ominously like the Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I think the aliens might morph into a cream-like state, awaiting their wrinkled host organisms.</p>
<p>Now I’ve got Heather McKenney. Stay tuned . . .</p>
<p>I’m getting paranoid. I don’t get the wrinkle ads anymore on this page. But I seem to get them on every single other page I go to here, and they’ve begun following me to other websites. I don’t really think I’m *that * wrinkled; what do they know that I don’t?</p>
<p>Becky Smith just moved to Texas!!!</p>
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How is that possible? She’s right here in CT – the ad says so!!!</p>
<p>Becky–come BACK!!!</p>
<p>In an alarming development, Becky has transmogrified into “Pink Clarisonic System.”</p>
<p>Ads still there in a different lay-out.</p>
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<p>Well, I want to know what you’ve done with Becky!!!</p>
<p>Perhaps their “wrinkle” products are really cloning products!</p>