Things I Don't Care About

<p>Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Beyonce, or any other singer.</p>

<p>ED or Low T. TMI</p>

<p>^^^ Oh yes, oh yes!!!</p>

<p>Political views of entertainers.</p>

<p>Super Beta Prostrate.</p>

<p>Instagram.
Twitter</p>

<p>I couldn’t care less as to what you ate for breakfast this morning</p>

<p>"chance me"s</p>

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<p>Yes! </p>

<p>Add: “Gangnam style” to what I don’t care about.</p>

<p>Tough category because there should be a great gap between the perceived level of interest and my level of interest.</p>

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<li><p>Madonna: I can’t imagine her every doing anything that would be interesting.</p></li>
<li><p>“The Pregnant Man”: was interesting for the first 20 seconds until the biology was explained but it keeps going and going. Its like watching David Blaine ‘levitation’ when you know he is just rising up on the ball of his other foot.</p></li>
<li><p>Appointment television: I cant do it guys. I wont be strung along or treated like trout teased by your brightly colored lure. You hit, tease, leave unresolved to get people coming back, when in reality there may be no ‘there’ there or when there is a payoff when guys forgot what your point was supposed to be. I fell for it with “Twin Peaks” but I know better. If I decide to watch your Game of Breaking Throne Wire Homelands it will be at my own pace when the whole thing is on streaming. </p></li>
<li><p>Steve Spielberg. I feel like I know all your tricks and you havent had a new one since the '90’s. Your music swells, the way you frame the shots, the bathos you like to wallow in. When I see your name on a preview I cross that movie off like other people do with M.Night Shyamalan’s.</p></li>
<li><p>Olympic interest stories: Lets assume everyone at the Olympic worked hard, not just just the cute ones.</p></li>
<li><p>Olympic sex stories: For years the Olympics were sexless. Then 10 year ago someone got away with publishing a slightly bawdy take and now its Katie bar the door. I never need to see another story about how many crates of condoms need be brought into the Olympic Village like the Berlin airlift. </p></li>
<li><p>Rap “moguls”: I guess I am slightly curious how someone can make money in an industry where no one buys the product anymore, but check that because it probably involves debasing the culture to extract transfer payment from those least able to afford it, so on consideration I dont want to know the details. </p></li>
<li><p>“Darker, Gritter” X: When writers cant think of thematic depth they paper over it with either quirkiness or claiming it is “darker and grittier” and hoping we dont notice. Danial Craig getting kicked in the balls or you filming something with with shaky cam in a a grimy eastern European warehouse doesnt make it better than Hitchcock. When something is sold as “darker and gritter” I am out. Which is a shame because I was looking forward to the Two Fat Ladies reboot. </p></li>
<li><p>Catastrophy de jour: There are obviously receptors in the human brain for earnest news stories about some impeding collapse. But if its Hale Bopp, Y2K, Nuclear Winter, Mayan calendar shortcomings, super volcano, flu strains or the Twlight series keep your disaster porn to yourself.</p></li>
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<p>Every single reality show.</p>

<p>What anyone dreamed last night.</p>

<p>A golf shot that anyone made.</p>

<p>The fact that you claim that you don’t watch tv, especially when you watch movies all the time. Guess what? You are WATCHING them on a TELEVISION!</p>

<p>ok, now this is turning into things that annoy me! :)</p>

<p>Snow after Christmas.</p>

<p>In addition to a number of things already mentioned (reality shows/Kardashians/Honey Booboo):</p>

<p>50 Shades of Gray
Action-adventure movies
knicknacks and collections of “stuff”</p>

<p>how many calories you consumed or how many reps you did</p>

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<p>Ha ha ha:D I’m still laughing over this one. Luckily I had just put my coffee down. (I tried to give you greenies, but it said I had to spread it around first. :slight_smile: )</p>

<p>I don’t care about football. I attend to see the marching band.</p>

<p>I concur with many of the above including any of the reality show personalities.</p>

<p>Lindsay Lohan’s personal and public disasters…</p>

<p>College football. Especially on New Year’s Day.</p>

<p>Every last detail about your friends whom I’ve never met!</p>

<p>why you still think Hillary is faking it</p>