<p>and with this, i leave you. good morrow, cohorts!</p>
<p>There are 125 people on facebook named Asif Khan. Are you one of them?</p>
<p>Oh no! Not at all! Have u checked urs? I’m sure ur name will have a ton too! I don’t use facebook or even myspace (CC is already making me a ‘skillful procrastinator!’ who needs myspace or facebook! LOL!)</p>
<p>500+ results for “Venkat” which is only half my last name anyway.</p>
<p>There should be a lot if u just type like asif or khan only, who wins finally though ? ur first/last name or mines? I hardly went to facebook at all!</p>
<p>My first name is so common that you can’t compete with it.</p>
<p>There’s so much truth in a name…</p>
<p>So, Venkat, let’s do it, google it! here are the results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,490,000 for Asif. (0.09 seconds)</p>
<p>Results 1 - 10 of about 1,390,000 for Venkat. (0.14 seconds) </p>
<p>Do u have anything else to say Venkat? (lol!)</p>
<p>Haha, I just google-imaged asif, and superman came up, how ironic :p</p>
<p>nyjunior, have u googled (not web, image) ur username (not giving any space while writing nyjunior? the first picture is hilarious and maybe ironic too!) anyway, I don’t mean any offense to you though! 
I wish i could draw like that and I also wish I could belong to the Pakistan Cricket team (although I ain’t from PK at all :() ,their pics came way too many!</p>
<p>Haha, I guess it’s kinda funny. You mean the kids drawing, right?</p>
<p>I said the **1st **picture. (sorry, to disappoint u!)</p>
<p>Ooooooooooh, yeah, haha, right. You’re definitely right, I am a dawg, fo shizzle, representin NY!</p>
<p>Hello everyone.</p>
<p>Hello sunshineyday.</p>
<p>Dang 'et! I thought u’d get so angry and start some sorta brawl…it’d have been nice though to start the weekend w/ some debate or stuffs! anyway, I’ll be continuing it w/ Chaos, usu, we talk abt deep astrophysical stuffs, but this time 'tis getting interesting since it’s ‘philosophy’ and everyone knows who will definitely win right? :D</p>
<p>Yeah, me. Philosophy, huh? If I have the time, I’ll definitely teach you two a little somethin somethin.</p>
<p>Hello everyone.</p>
<p>Hello everyone. /<em>comment</em>/</p>
<p>Hello everyone.</p>