<p>“And I’ll definitely create value. For my cousins who need help with college tuition and my parents to live a good life. Oh, and a slew of pump & dumped club girls along the way. Finance pays well. And trading is pretty interesting. I want to maximize my own happiness and the happiness of people I care about.”</p>
<p>Thanks, Miley for showing us your values. I was worried there for a moment that they might have been a bit less than stellar ones. Silly me. On behalf of the slew of pumped & dumped club girls, let me say thanks for all the care, affection, financial and emotional support you have provided throughout the many years. We couldn’t have done without it. You truly are god’s gift to the women of New York.</p>
<p>P.S. Perhaps CC should institute a maturity rating in order to be allowed to post on here. It might cut out a bit of the riff-raft.</p>