<p>I have to agree with Miley Cyrax here.</p>
<p>DAMN! It feels GREAT to be a banker! Only as a banker can you get millions and billions in bonuses even after your company loses $62 billion! </p>
<p>You toileteers and non-bankers are just JEALOUS because we bankers are ELITE, and WEALTHY. And we get to pump and dump club girls because of our WEALTH and ELITE status. WE bankers are SO ELITE that we can literally destroy the economy and still get paid billions in bonuses!!!</p>
<p>Don’t hate the player, hate the game if we bankers are thriving even in this economic crisis while you lose your jobs and homes! </p>
<p>This is why I became a banker! All you need is to go to a name school! Don’t need any real skills or experience. Just know how to use excel, bull$hit, and come from a name school. It’s all about da image, man! Just like Hollywood needs to have pretty, good looking people, the investment banking industry and Wall Street needs to have people comin’ from name schools to give the illusion that banks like, hire from da best and brightest! </p>
<p>Yep, being an ibanker has its perks from pumping and dumping girls at da clubs to getting millions in bonuses despite losing billions in money and being responsible for this economic crisis.</p>