<p>Plan A:
Tissue.
Lubricants.
Unlimited supply of 18+ movies.</p>
<p>Plan B:
A girl.
Another girl.
And a cup.</p>
<p>Plan C:
A Wilson volleyball.
Some delivery packages.
And a plane wreck.</p>
<p>Plan D:
A Roflcopter.
Some OMGmissilez.
And some LOLLERskates.</p>
<p>If all things fail, I will bring:
Life.
The Universe.
And Everything.</p>