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<p>A Chinese Missile Base? Armed with at least twenty nuclear warheads? These terrorists are good. You gotta admit that sometimes these sons of *****es worth the name freedom fighters.</p>
<p>Yeah, I actually figure I should tell him to</p>
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<li>have someone go over all the grammar and correct it;</li>
<li>write an outline of an actual plot;</li>
<li>give the characters some sort of personality, and on separate pieces of paper summarize their traits as well as development through the story;</li>
<li>make scenery, etc more alive;
etc etc etc.</li>
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<p>You know what, very few students I’ve met undertake this sort of thing, and at least for that he should be applauded. I figure if he chooses to spend the time rewriting it after the mountain of constructive criticism I can offer him, at least he’ll come out of it a little bit better off with his English.</p>
<p>God, I really wonder where life will have him end up, or if he will ever remove SENATOR from his card (I don’t think he is anymore).</p>
<p>frrrph…maybe you can post a paragraph a day for us CC’ers… fast forward to the mind-numbing perfection of Chapter 2, tho. Wow. I don’t know how to begin with this guy. Maybe you could just say, “It left me speechless,” and let him draw his own conclusions!!! I’ve got a feeling he’s probably not ready to hear the painful truth. Maybe you could tell him that it wasn’t your kind of reading, so you really don’t feel comfortable critiquing it. (yeah, it’s the coward way out). But, don’t forget to keep a copy to share with us. :)</p>
<p>“…(That include sniffing the nose and pulling it high towards English)…”</p>
<p>Wow. That’s so complex and sophisticated that I can’t even begin to comprehend it. That right there is what I like to call Mastery of the English Language.</p>
<p>…No. In all seriousness, WHAT does ‘pulling it high towards English’ actually mean?!?</p>
<p>“Where’s my wild turkey?” He was reaching out for her face, “Are you my wild turkey?”</p>
<p>Oh…my…goodness. He’s such a stud!!!</p>
<p>I wish that I could be his wild turkey.</p>
<p>God I have to stop someone probate me please</p>
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That is some funny ****. Keep it coming. I can see this book being a best seller. It is a cure for depression (though will cause more depression as people think that literature is going to hell with all this internet, email, video games, and rap music that are destroying our youth today.</p>
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<p>lol, sounds like something out of american psycho.</p>
<p>Lol, this is hilarious stuff. <em>mind numbs b/c it’s so terrifyingly bad that it has comic appeal</em></p>
<p>Yeah this is funny.
Please tell us how the meeting goes and keep posting little snippets of the book!</p>
<p>If you don’t keep posting this I fear that the scales will tip in seriousness’ favor, but this alone, i think, would keep it firmly on humor’s side.</p>
<p>I vote for hearing more! Tell us of the meeting as well. And you’re idea of giving him a mountain of constructive criticism sounds best.</p>
<p>by all means, offer him a huge pile of constructive criticism… tell him that a lot of the best writers (Louis Sachar is the only one I know of, but I am sure there are more) write a first draft of a story, then basically through it out and rewrite it.</p>
<p>…Chanel No. 5? >.></p>
<p>Also, I really want to meet this guy now :)</p>
<p>Is it the next Half Life: Full Life Consequences? Fictionpress is clearly the place for this guy to go. Or tell him about Nanowrimo, where he can get one copy published for free next time.</p>