<p>What they do is print everyone’s social security out on a little slip of paper and bake all of the little fortunes into a big carrot cake. Then they decide what they want their percentage to be this year. Self-selecting, you know, so they can get away with… 18%? 22%? 27%? 31%? 40%? Libby Pearson calls out a number and then Ted O’Neill seconds it, and then they slice out that percentage of the desert and pick out all the names and send out the letters.</p>