<p>This is all extremely silly, I am sure everyone posting realizes that at some level. I will only comment as a factual item that Wash U is adjacent to Forest Park, which contains the St. Louis Art Museum, the St. Louis Zoo, a botanical garden (there is also a larger botanical garden a few miles from there), and other resources, and they are all free. There is also a planetarium/science center, but that is not free I don’t believe. While these may not be part of the school, proximity-wise it is comparable to the size of the campuses at Wisconsin and Michigan, (in other words walkable/bikeable) and so is a similar resource. If the idea is to research potential experiences at the schools, it is a fair comparison.</p>