<p>Definitely the bottom bunk. If you have the top bunk, getting to bed when you’re drunk as h*ll is really hard to do. Also, if you’re on the top bunk, then if you have to puke after said drunken night out, then its pretty hard to hold it in while you have to climb down and go to the trash can. You will probably reach the trashcan too late. Unless you keep a barf bag somewhere on the top bunk.</p>