Top Ten Things Your Middle-aged Father Says to His College Student

<p>[To Me]</p>

<p>Son, did you know that by dropping so many hours that you became a part-time student, my insurance doesn’t cover you anymore? So I suggest you either turn things around or start being reaaaallly careful around moving parts.</p>

<p>And </p>

<p>Give me back the Conoco card. It was for emergencies, not to buy gas for the entire campus.</p>

<p>“Don’t do what I did!”</p>