Thought of you guys today; I’m currently sitting in a hotel in Pigeon Forge. Never been to the area before, holy crap! It’s like Helen, GA, Myrtle Beach and a state fair had a baby 
We came to explore the Smokey Mountain National Park, but we’re going to embrace the tourist trap of it all. D20 wants to do all the kitschy things, so looks like we’re going miniature golfing, heading to the crime museum or maybe catching a cringy show or Dollywood in between sightseeing in the mountains. 22° out in the mountains today, but we did see some elk
Any tourist trap/kitschy things we shouldn’t miss? Why is there so much island and beach stuff here? I’m so confused.