<p>Actually, the joke goes like so…</p>
<p>How many UVa students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>9</p>
<p>1 to change the bulb
1 to hold the keg he’s standing on
6 to form a committee to decide if changing the bulb was an honor violation
1 to give a speech on how Jefferson created electricity</p>