UChicago acceptance rate will be under 9%

<p>Oh geez, aren’t we delicate. My point is that these admissions officers at elite schools are manipulating you, exploiting your normal adolescent insecurities so as to bolster institutional prestige. It’s disgraceful.</p>

<p>Evidently, you don’t see this. You’re, what, seventeen?</p>

<p>Quod erat demonstrandum.</p>