<p>You should go to UChicago so that you can do [Scav</a> Hunt](<a href=“http://scavhunt.uchicago.edu/]Scav”>http://scavhunt.uchicago.edu/). The only way to truly comprehend the transcendent awesomeness that is Scav Hunt is to be a Scavvie oneself, but you can get a taste by watching [Mama</a> Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq’s your mom, that’s a fact](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube), produced and directed by the Burton-Judson team. Another good thing to watch is [Mama</a> Shaq, Mama Shaq, Shaq’s your mom, that’s a fact](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube), directed and produced by John D. Rockefeller and the Captains of Injury. Good luck with your decision!</p>