UCLA roomates wanted:

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<p>You dont!? awww</p>

<p>Gender:Male
Age:20
Personaltiy type: I am always right
Major: womans’ studies
Social: Sometimes I don’t come out of my room for days, but sometimes u will see my try to bang anything that moves
Drink: 5-10 a day
Smoke: Only weed for my glycoma
Drugs: Only cocaine, mushrooms, X, etc.
Sleep: Never
Gender Preference in roomie:Females
Loud sex: YES VERY
Nudist: YES
Single: Friends w/ benefits
Room Prefrence: W/ girls that like to have fun
Cost:I don’t pay for sex, well only if that was arranged before hand
Volume: I can get loud
Distance: I like to go the extra distance
Contacts: <a href="mailto:player@players.com">player@players.com</a>
Things of note: :)</p>

<p>highschoolda…you sound like quite the romantic</p>

<p>"Citan how are femals tooo distracting? its not like we walk around in our underwear 24/7 and topless saying “i want sex” “do me” …even though thats what you might be wanting us to do. "</p>

<p>Ahahahahahah, omg that cracked me up. Good one.</p>

<p>However, I gotta agree with citan, it can be distracting… living very close for long periods of time with the opposing gender will lead to inevitable inclinations towards reproductive activities. That’s just human nature…</p>

<p>"Citan how are femals tooo distracting? its not like we walk around in our underwear 24/7 and topless saying “i want sex” “do me” …even though thats what you might be wanting us to do. "</p>

<p>Why can’t all women be like that? They just don’t understand a man’s needs…</p>