Come to UCLA!
I’m trying to raise $1million/year for the UCs, which I can do if I can get 20 OOS kids to enroll. I think they give me a t-shirt 
Sure, there’s nothing special in it for you. The same large classes, impersonal atmosphere, lack of an assigned faculty advisor, etc. that you can get at any public. You’ll be paying the price of a private college that would give smaller classes and personal attention. But its UCLA!! Your pals in HS will be impressed!
Yeah, never happens at other colleges. See http://dailybruin.com/2015/06/01/submission-block-should-hold-town-hall-to-address-racism-on-campus/
I hope you and your family will help me on this fundraising campaign. Send in that SIR today!!