<p>“We are compelled to inform transfer students that a perpetual state of Provisional Admission will be imposed. They are subject to the possibility of revocation of their admission should the admitted ever achieve a GPA lower than 3.98 in their stay here in the lovely University of California. Also, a transfer student is subject to revocation if he or she fails to publish at least 2 best-selling novels by the end of each quarter/semestre on any UC campus.”
by the order of President of the United States of America
and his highness, LORD GREATNESS of Surrey.</p>
<p>So for UCLA when does the Provisional Award Letter FOR FINANCIAL AID become not provisional.</p>
<p>I probably should have put the financial aid part.</p>
<p>I just made my berkeley email and hopped on the berkeley facebook network. I didn’t see a TON of hotties but they are there.</p>
<p>I think the local berkeley girls are hot, but I like that slightly funky urban style</p>
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<p>Wow that really made me sound like guy.</p>
<p>i totally agree mellow. no clue what people are talking about when they say berkeley girls aren’t hot.</p>
<p>Btw Sauron in Japanese is “Sa-u-ro-n”</p>
<p>it doesn’t matter whether Cal girls are hot or not cuz you are never gonna get laid anyway :P</p>
<p>yah but at least he could sleep dream…</p>
<p>Does anyone know if priority is granted at either Cal or UCLA for people who promptly return their SIR? I’m still thinking of where will be the best place for me and don’t think I’ll get my SIR in too much before June 1st. Will this hurt me if I need to apply for housing?</p>
<p>…by the way…mellow…that picture of you jumping in the pool a few pages ago…hilarious!</p>
<p>Um i dont have problems getting laid tyvm. Ask mellowcrazy she has seen my facebook. :D</p>
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<p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!</p>
<p>whERE thE *** IS MY bIG ENVELOPE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!</p>
<p>*<strong><em>ing slowass mutha</em></strong>*as at cal</p>
<p>dhl: korean kicking in?</p>
<p>"We would also like to inform transfer students that their Provisional Admission will be automatically revoked should they ever send SIR to two different University of California campuses. Furthermore, they will be subject to prosecution at the mighty Superme Court of United States of America.
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Transfer students who intend to attend the University of California Los Angeles are required to pay homage to the statue of LORD OF GREATNESS that has currently been erected in the Admission Offices in honour of his highness sauronvoldemort’s recent success in defeating Charizardpal in a duel. Thank you, we hope that your academic adventure at University of California will be all the more enjoyable.</p>
<pre><code> Superpresident, A. G. De La Villette
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<p>i hope u guys realize how serious this is</p>
<p>wow good thing i didn’t get accepted to la</p>
<p>mighty supreme court? LMAO yea right!</p>
<p>hahaha…this is serious</p>
<p>is this the biggest thread outside the cafe on CC?</p>
<p>i’d say the second biggest. “epic war of Sauron and Charizard” is the biggest thread on this forum: 30,029 posts from last last year.</p>