Let me know when SNL spoofs Michigan, like they did for USC:
https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/usc-scandals-cover/
And then there was the Reggie Bush (football) and O.J. Mayo (basketball) scandals, which included the stripping of the 2004 BCS Football Championship title as well as Bush’s Heisman trophy, all 2005 (following season) football wins and the basketball program forfeiting all its wins from the 2007-2008 season.
And then there was the whole Lane Kiffin “deflate gate,” with Kiffin blaming it all on the student manager. smh
And, and, then there was Josh Shaw, USC CB, who sprained two ankles jumping from a building to save his nephew who was allegedly drowning, but actually, he had an argument with his girlfriend and lied about the whole heroism thing.
The list is immense. And I’m sure I missed A LOT of stuff.
All the while Michigan has moved from #29 to #23 in the USNWR rankings in the past 5-ish years. And USC has slipped to #27.