Here is the transcript of a conversation between me (Me) and another person (AP) on Ivy League schools.
Me: Harvard
AP: That is where you go if you want to be President
Me: Yale
AP: That is where Mr. Burns from the Simpsons went to school
Me: Princeton
AP: That is a good school in New York
Me: Columbia
AP: I am wearing one of their jackets
Me: University of Pennsylvania:
AP: That was a tough loss to Ohio State last year in football
Me: Brown
AP: What can Brown do for you?
Me: Cornell
AP: My grandmother liked their bakeware
Me: Dartmouth
AP: crickets
Me: That is what I thought
AP: Hey, you forgot about MIT
Me: MIT isn’t in the Ivy League
AP: Yes it is. You are a dumb …
Me: walks away