<p>Yeah, the most important thing in deciding on a college is the women’s lacrosse team.</p>
<p>The Ivy League schools don’t give athletic scholarships like President Clinton didn’t have ___ with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. A technicality…</p>
<p>The reason you don’t see any Northwestern stickers on cars around Penn is because anybody advertising they are from out of state will have his/her car stolen in like as long as it takes somebody to say Norm Snead.</p>
<p>If Philly is so great, how come the schools in Boston and New York are full of students from Pennsylvania who’ve bypassed Villanova, Penn, Drexel, Swarthmore, Haverford, LaSalle, st Joseph’s , Temple, and Bryn Mawr?</p>