<p>ahhhhhh haaaa!</p>
<p>So I was just wonderin’ where my hotty of a boyfriend (HCAlum) spends his time when he’s not with me, or doing research, or in the hospital, or at the gym, or volunteering with homeless people. Well it could be worse- I mean, he could be lookin’ at kiddy porn. Haverford College is very lucky to have an alum who cares as much about the place and who exemplifies this honor code as him. (when he sees a Haverford t-shirt on the street, his face will lite up like a jack-o-lantern- fortunately, we’re not going to his 10th year reunion as he just might about blow up with Haverford overload). The one warning with his recommendations is that he makes things seems simple and easy because they are for him. If you are in the top percentile of intelligence (he scored 99% on the 3 part medical licensing examinations and 95% on the medicine boards recently), and top percentile in confidence, modesty and kindness, and hotness (you can bounce a quarter off him) then his comments will probably apply to you. If not, just try the best you can.</p>
<p>P.S. don’t forget to pick me up at the airport and clean the bathroom please</p>