Urban Dictionary

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Sabrina:</p>

<p>a special crazy girl who is a brown haired fire ball who can be shy at times and is drop dead beautiful she is fun and can be a flirt but guys stare but cant get the guts to talk to her she loves music she has big brown eyes that sparkle when she talkes she has a odd but hot clothing style she is very unique and amazingly talented she dreams of being better which is hard to imagine for her she is loyal and truly a fun person she has unique food taste and likes all sorts of music she has a ghetto ass and big boobs she has a tall nice shape and wavy/curly hair.
sabrina has ghetto ass curly hair fun unique</p>

<p>:D</p>

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<p>Wartsandall:</p>

<p>There wasn’t a description listed.</p>

<p>Yosef (nickname):</p>

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<p>Beautiful and cute, has long legs and hair. model like body. athletic, and smart. great personality, tall, and slender. makes friends easily. everyone likes her. has braces. great actress, and can kick your ass in a fight. exellent dancer. knows many languages, no pimples, soft baby skin
A female given name of Greek origin meaning (“gift of the gods”).
Small bundle of sexual vitality</p>

<p>lmao</p>

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<p>(noun) big monkey ears 2. (noun) big nose but not a jew 3. (noun) someone with no friends </p>

<p>:( lol at the convo:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Man1: Can he hear us?
Man2: He has <em>name removed due to excessive paranoia</em>.
Man1: tru. </p></li>
<li><p>Only Jews and <em>name removed due to excessive paranoia</em>. have big noses. </p></li>
<li><p>Man1: No one cares about me.
Man2: Dude, you are a <em>name removed due to excessive paranoia</em>. Go kill yourself. </p></li>
<li><p>Man1: Why did that guy insult me?
Man2: Dont worry about it. Hes <em>name removed due to excessive paranoia</em>.</p></li>
</ol>

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<p>^^ Dorothy or Cassandra?</p>

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<p>dorothy :] how’d you guess?</p>

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<p>^ The meaning in Greek gave it away. Cassandra has a similar meaning.</p>

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<p>that’s what i thought.</p>

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<p>Google is also a good way to find the names</p>

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<p>^Yes, if you don’t want someone to learn what your name is, don’t post your description.</p>

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<p>^ Are you Zaking me is my new favourite phrase EVAR!</p>

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<p>^^Well, at least your nickname’s first “definition” was appeasing.</p>

<p>I wonder how the descriptions are determined.</p>

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<p>^ I’m definitely gonna name one of my kids Yousef! I have the cutest baby cousin called Yousef :)</p>

<p>On a random note, every girl I’ve known that was called Britney/Brittany always turned out to be a *****</p>

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<p>^^^^^ Or you could just change enough words, so the meaning stays the same, but is no longer able to be Googled. Unless of course someone else decides to post yours for you.</p>

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<p>but that would be a dick move, wouldn’t it?</p>

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<p>some people are dicks by nature. </p>

<p>then again, if certain deletions are made, they end up looking like a fool. thus evoking sentiments such as “How???”</p>

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<p>Shannon:<br>
someone who is beautiful, inside and out. she’s down to earth and crazy but you can’t figure her out, which makes you love her all the more. she’s also fun and funny and someone you can defiantly trust. </p>

<p>Reggie (nickname):
A Hott Ass Mother ****er</p>

<p>Oh yes.</p>

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<p>Cherie:
an amazing girl (: somebody you can always rely on. most cheries are usually stunning. guys are found throwing themselves at cherie. Emilys best friend. cherie is somebody that you could never compare to. a shooting star.
“woah thats amazing, its like cherie.” </p>

<p>“that girl is pretty, must be called cherie or somethin”</p>

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<p>This one made my LOL:
College Confidential</p>

<p>The worst website on the web where snooty genius *<strong><em>tards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like *</em></strong>.
College Confidential Forum: </p>

<p>HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!! </p>

<p>Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A’s
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics </p>

<p>Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12) </p>

<p>500 Hours of Community Service </p>

<p>Research Internship at Stanford & MIT </p>

<p>American Math League Champion </p>

<p>500+ Awards </p>

<p>Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola </p>

<p>HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!</p>

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<p>I don’t think it’s fair to call Matt a dick.</p>